Samson Meets God for a Beer in Heaven
Samson Goes to Heaven and has a Beer with God Samson’s soul leaves his body and goes to heaven. When he gets there, God is waiting at the Pearly Gates. …
Relationships
Is Bigger Better in Relationships? No! The Key is Chemistry.
Bigger Is Better, Right? We live in a culture where bigger is better. But actually, balance is better. Why? When you go to combine two different elements, they better be in …
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Balance Your Ecosystem of Love and Lust
Happy Valentine’s week, everyone.This is the month of love and lust. Love is kinda big. So let’s zoom in and put a magnifying glass on it. What do we have here? …
Mothers’ Lies Began in the Garden of Eden ~ A Story of Hope
Adam and Eve in The Garden of Eden Eve tells Adam to eat the apple. That’s all the Bible says. We don’t know the conversation between Adam and Eve. Let …
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Activate Mother God’s Mommy Powers
God is your mommy God is your mommy which means, you get a lot of hall passes. You think God sees how many glasses of wine you drink after work …
The Garden of Eden Was God’s Playpen for Adam and Eve
The Garden of Eden God’s very first role in humanity was being our mommy. He created the garden of Eden. The bible says, Then God planted a garden in Eden, …
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The First Woman You Ever Saw Lied To You
The first woman you ever saw was your mother I’d like to tell you a story about a little boy. The very first woman he ever saw in his whole …
Mommies of Serial Killers Are So Surprised!
Mommy Brain is real Mommy Brain is real. That’s probably why we have an overpopulation problem on the planet. All these mommies are making sure their children stay alive. Mommy …
Why Mommies Are Selfish & Scary
Pregnant Women Suck Today, I want to talk to you about Mommy Brain. One time I was at a bakery and the woman working at the counter was pregnant. I …